A Vampire Who Can’t Suck Blood? This Comedy Manga is Getting an Anime!

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Last Updated on December 5, 2025 by Dante

What happens when a vampire is absolutely terrible at sucking blood? You get Vampires-chan Can’t Suck Properly, a quirky comedy manga now set to hit TV screens in 2025!

The series follows Vampires-chan, a vampire who struggles with her most basic vampiric duty—sucking blood. What should be a terrifying supernatural existence turns into an awkward, hilarious adventure filled with embarrassing moments and unexpected hijinks.

If you love absurd, lighthearted anime with goofy protagonists, this one should be on your radar. More details, including cast and staff info, are expected soon.

Here are some visuals for the upcoming project:

vampire — Image courtesy of Happinet
©2025 二式恭介/KADOKAWA/ちゃんと吸えない製作委員会ちゃ

Image courtesy of Happinet
©2025 二式恭介/KADOKAWA/ちゃんと吸えない製作委員会ちゃ

Source: Press release

DanteEditor-in-Chief at BrandAnime

Dante is Editor-in-Chief (Lord Hokage), which means he runs editorial and operations at BrandAnime. That means this whole thing was his idea, and he spends his time making stuff work and covering the latest anime and games. When he's not doing 100 things at once, he's usually... watching anime or playing games. His life isn't that interesting, honestly.

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